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Balls Of Fury is this movie about a guy who used to be really good at a sport, and then he wasn’t and he gave up. And then he has to do the sport again, but he doesn’t want to at first and but then he does. There’s an enemy played by a [...]

Oh, man. First that lady’s brother gets cancer, and then she gets cancer, and now her dog dies?

Again: EXTREMELY disappointed. This film has none of the “zazz” of its predecessors (Barely Legal Tender and Illegal Tender Bits).

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I think we can all agree that John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978) is an absolute classic of the genre. Which is why it’s so great that Rob Zombie is making a new version of it, because with source material like that, there’s no possible way he could fuck the whole thing up and make you [...]

Listen. We’ve all heard about what dolphins like to do to (or on) people. Why should we have to watch it?
Also, that’s not an eye.

It’s September 11, 1857. Jon Voight and Lolita Davidovich are a couple who travel halfway around the world just to find themselves again. They dance until the night becomes a brand new day, like two lovers playing scenes from some romantic play. Later, Voight asks Davidovich what the flower is that she [...]

Firehouse Dog is a movie about a famous dog that wears sunglasses. It is one hour and fifty-one fucking minutes long.

Rowan Atkinson’s lovable character Mr. Bean takes a holiday to Thailand for undisclosed reasons. While there, he considers having a sex-change operation. He didn’t go there to get one, it’s just something he thought of while he was there. After confessing to the brutal murder of a young child, he is extradited [...]

Now this is a good idea.  Following in the footsteps of What’s Up, Tiger Lily? and J-Men Forever, Resurrecting The Champ takes old movie footage and puts funny new dialogue over it.
The source material for this one is that Samuel L. Jackson movie where he’s a really smart smelly homeless guy.  They dub over dialogue [...]