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Hey, hold on - there’s nothing numbing my mind. And I’m sitting perfectly still.

Holy crap. I must not think. OK, bring in the emergency standbys. Alphabet backwards … done. Star Trek episodes when James T. was a hottie … done. Grade school classroom seating per alphabetical order, year after year. That’s a good one … OK, maintaining.

But what about the whales and the effing sonar.

Shut up!

Thank goodness, a distraction. Cute guy in scrubs gazing down at me. Would wink if I could. What’s that in your hand? Bring it on, baby. The better to occupy my mind with.