DidntSeeIt.com

The trailer for this movie says it is “a comedy tour de force that America never saw coming” and I guess so because this tour happened in like in 2005 and nobody has seen the movie coming out until now.
OK if I told you there was a movie about some stand-up comics you think maybe [...]

I know, that’s a wrong title, right? The silence always comes after Bach, because after somebody says “Bach,” then I know I am about to become very quiet and then be thinking “What the fuck?” to myself.
This is one of those smart-people movies that even makes smart people look dumb. I mean, even the dumbed-down [...]

If you are a regular reader of Didn’tSeeIt.com, you know that I’ve been confused a lot lately. So you know it didn’t help me at all to see this movie, which took me longer to say the whole name of the movie than the movie takes all by itself.
And to add on top of [...]

In the footsteps of great madcap adventures like After Hours, Trojan War, and Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle… here comes 4 Months, 3 Weeks, & Two Days!
Young, vivacious Gabita is supposed to majoring in communications, but instead she’s been studying keggers and boys! However, what she really should have been doing is paying [...]

How She Move is about this girl who is smart and wants to go to med school but her family doesn’t have enough money. Her friends think she’s stuck up because she is a good student and wants to succeed in life. But she shows them what’s up by dancing around a lot. [...]

Do you remember that movie with all of the tissues that had semen in them? YES? This is the same guys!
I had a hard time following Meet The Spartans though. Sometimes I think I’m not smart enough for these movies because you have to be like be a genius to get all the jokes, because [...]

This is another one of those remakes of a movie that was in Japans so it is good. Also that means people who are wicked pale and creep all up on you.
Jessica Biel plays a Japanese girl that has a hand in her eye GROSS!!! and also she hates her oven. Right on, sister!

Finally, right? Three weeks into 2008, and I was starting to think there would never be a torture movie.
I got nervous that it was a movie for really smart people though because Sony Pictures said it’s about a “tech-savvy internet predator” which what even is that?
But I felt better though when I saw it [...]

If you’re anything like me, you don’t think that Bono is big enough or close enough. So here is a U2 concert movie in 3D!
Because of science, though, you can’t just make everything bigger and closer without paying for it in some way (relativity). So they had to make the movie shorter than a regular [...]

Day Zero is the film that asks the question “What if the United States reinstated the draft?” And then it asks “What if Moby did a movie with that guy from American Pie and a guy you’ve never heard of?” And then it asks, “Hey, where did all the people go?”