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Do you remember that movie with all of the tissues that had semen in them? YES? This is the same guys!

I had a hard time following Meet The Spartans though. Sometimes I think I’m not smart enough for these movies because you have to be like be a genius to get all the jokes, because they’re like about 300 AND Ghost Rider which I didn’t even see AND then like American Idol which is a TV show and then like Paris Hilton who is for real a person, so you’d have to have like twenty college degrees to know all of it.

Anyways, best movie ever, I think.

But I do have a beef with it because don’t you hate it when the best part of the movie is in the trailer? So me too! But they went ahead and did it. It’s the part where there’s this girl who has a mental illness and Hercules is all BAM! And kicks her into a bottomless pit. YEAH! (spoiler alert!)

But also I do have to make sure that there is a warning. If you happen to be the mom of Jason Friedberg, who is one of the writer/directors, you should not go to his page on IMDb until things cool down a little.

And Mom, if you decide to click on “Are you an LA guy” because it seems nice don’t because it ends with someone wanting to saw your son’s head off.