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If you’re anything like me you saw the poster for this movie and you were all YES!!! I CAN’T WAIT!!!
But bad news, because that thing doesn’t stay on his mouth for long.
Chicago 10 is a documentary about the Chicago 7 (don’t ask) and buddy let me tell you. I was about to scoop my own [...]

Speaking of semis.
What would you do if you had millions of dollars and wanted to make millions of more dollars?
If you guessed hire a first-time director to shoot a watered-down version of Slap Shot, then you guessed right.
You know as well as I do exactly how this movie goes so I’m not going to even [...]

So I’m totally looking forward to this one. I mean look! It’s got that one chick, plus that other one, and it’s costarring those lips, and as you can see here it’s all saucy and historic, like the cream of the late-night-Cinemax crop.
So let’s just assume for one second that I have any idea who [...]

Penelope is about a girl with a pig nose. People are complaining that Christina Ricci is always getting typecast as a sideshow freak, but I think she is making good choices. And besides, she produced that movie about the girl that had a pumpkin head.
What I do have a problem with is how like for [...]

The Darjeeling Limited
Beowulf
30 Days Of Night
Day Zero
Goya’s Ghosts

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen any of these “middle-aged broads finally get to cut loose” movies, but they’re pretty great. There’s a part where they get drunk, and a part where they stay in a motel, and there’s some surprised shrieking, and then there’s laughing at the surprised shrieking. You usually [...]

Vantage Point is a good movie for people who have a hard time following the plot usually. Because it shows the president getting shot and then you get to see the same thing happen like four or five more times. That way when it gets to the car chase at the end, you are totally [...]

Be Kind Rewind is the new movie by Michel Gondry. Michel Gondry is that French lady that makes movies and music videos that make your head go “woo-woo” — like The Science Of Sleep (which was about a retarded guy) and The Eternal Something Of The Something (which was also about a retarded guy).
This time [...]

In The Valley Of Elah
Michael Clayton
Rendition
Lust, Caution
Margot At The Wedding
Redacted

Listen if I’ve said this once I’ve said it a thousand times. Comedies are supposed to be funny, and who knows comedy better than a comedian.
I know you are saying “Hey but what about Carrot Top movies” but you are wrong because Carrot Top is a “prop comic” and they wanted him to act. Larry [...]