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Fool’s Gold

posted by kevin, in Action/Adventure, Comedy

Fool’s GoldOK I have to disclose something first. I was seconds away from filing a lawsuit against this movie for stealing my idea about that there would be a movie about this guy who is like a guy with no money but he goes hunting for a treasure and ALSO there is a hot girl. Those were ALL my ideas, and I even once told my friend Ricko about how Matthew McConaughey should totally be in it, and Ricko said he would swear to that in court if he had to (thanks man).

But when I realized I would be suing Andy Tennant I was like “wait a minute” because he is well known for being a stand-up guy who is fair. Right? Because of all of the three TV movies about Amy Fisher, his was the only one that didn’t take sides. I mean that could have happened to anybody.

Anyways, this is the date movie of the year so far, because your date will get all worked up looking at Matthew McConaughey running around all mostly naked. Also any movie where the hero is an unemployed guy is a good date movie.

However I cannot stress enough that this is not a good “date night” movie if you are married with a kid because you will be all “hey, if what happened to you is so natural then how do you explain Kate Hudson” and I can tell you that is not what you want to even be thinking.

One Response to “Fool’s Gold”

  1. Comment from Mrs. Vegetables:

    That part about explaining Kate Hudson made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

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