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I thought this was a crazy cyberpunk movie because the title is an email address.
Talk about a fucking bait and switch.
This is a movie about old people.
How old? Let me tell you: so old you wouldn’t even believe it, dude.
And so they are on their way out, right? But the end still isn’t coming [...]

Sometimes the reviews on this site are (hopefully) funny in a silly way and sometimes funny in a mean way, but I don’t mean this to be funny at all. I actually read this on a movie news and reviews website:
For Chapter 27 (Jared) Leto abandoned his good looks, putting on sixty pounds to play [...]

Wait don’t stop reading. This isn’t math it’s a movie. Ha ha!
I’m just kidding. But it is really a movie. It just has numbers for a name like T2 or AVPR. I’m usually good at these things but I can’t figure this one out though.
Anyways, there are these smart kids at MIT who are [...]

Finally a romantic comedy that’s enjoyable for men and women. And you don’t even have to go to the theater! Just open a bottle of wine and talk about the fact that every single shot in Run, Fat Boy, Run had to be explicitly approved by David Schwimmer.

Jimmy Carter: Man From Plains

Do you remember the other War On Terrorism movies that had made-up words? Like Rendition? And Reducted? Well, here comes another one. At least these guys had the common decency to move on to the next letter in the alphabet. And use two regular words to make it up out of, so you can at [...]

War Made Easy: How Presidents And Pundits Keep Spinning Us To Death is a documentary about how dangerous it is when somebody else controls the information you’re getting, and how the government and media are distracting you with meaningless talking heads and just showing you what they want you to see. It has Sean Penn [...]

Southland Tales
Stephen King’s The Mist
Enchanted
I Am Legend (The Pursuit Of Zombyness)

When I asked my friend Ricko if he wanted to go see Les Chansons d’amour with me he said “Dude if I wanted to see a French musical about a guy named Les who loves dogs, I would beat it out of you.”
After he beat it out of me I got real sleepy, though, so [...]

First of all, it should be Tyler Perry Meets The Browns.
Secondly, I’m pretty sure they’d rather be called “African Americans.”