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Screenplays might be the last thing you think of when you think of gay porn, but every time you see two sweaty dudes going at it, someone wrote that.
So it’s only fair that the adult film world has its first superstar writer — the adult Joe Eszterhas, as it were. Known to the public [...]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*who cares

In The Strangers, Liv Tyler plays a girl in this house who is getting terrorized by a scary crazy person in tights. It’s supposed to be based on true events but how can that be when her dad never even lived at home with her?

Serious students of cinema know that there’s only one thing funnier than a gay, and that’s a gay who beats people up. That’s why I watch so much UFC.
Most people learn that kind of thing in film school, but I learned it when I needed to get a new hole put in my belt and [...]

If you’re anything like me, and of course you are, you cried when you saw Cinema Paradiso. Because there wasn’t nearly enough women getting tortured and sold into sex slavery.
Luckily director Giuseppe Tornatore has made up for his past offenses with The Unknown Woman, a movie that understands that exploitation doesn’t end at the screen [...]

Darfur Now
Grace Is Gone
Rambo
Cassandra’s Dream

As you can tell by this picture Son Of Rambow is based on a saucy dream that Steven Spielberg had.
But the filmmakers stole the dream idea from ME. No but it wasn’t my dream though, it was my real life. Remember when me and Ricko used to run around and hit each other with sticks [...]

I already gave you an exclusive sneak preview of this, but now I will give you a sneak view. Can you see? Sneak it! See the sneak view!
If you sneak view closely you can see that there is a whole lot of people who are too famous for you to feel like you’re watching anything [...]

War, Inc. is a comedy about how America wages a war by subcontracting it entirely to private corporations. It takes place in the distant future, when Dan Aykroyd is funny again, and is the second consecutive John Cusack movie in which his sister Joan plays his wife, which is a little weird.
War Inc. is one [...]

Did you know that there is an online petition urging Uwe Boll to stop making movies? And that the reason for it is because his adaptations of videogames like BloodRayne and Alone In The Dark have “shown a complete lack of comprehension regarding the videogames he has dragged, kicking and screaming, to the silver screen.”
It’s [...]