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Some people are saying Miss Conception is the worst movie to come out of Hollywood this year but they are wrong because it’s from England.

Miss Conception is about a lady who doesn’t have much time left to have a baby. That’s a familiar situation for a lot of people. However those people are really old, and nobody wants to go to the movies to see a 39-year-old.

So in the movie they made it so that the lady is running out of eggs at the age of 33. That way the lead could be played by 38-year-old Heather Graham.

Anyways, um, so she has a boyfriend who doesn’t want kids and she finds out she has two weeks to get pregnant and so the boyfriend runs away which is pretty quick thinking.

So then Heather Graham runs all over London trying to get gay guys to have sex with her. How can she not know exactly where it is that gay guys won’t put their winkies? Didn’t they invent them over there? The gays, I mean, not the winkies?

We all know it would be wrong for her to get pregnant without having a strong male husband man presence in the house to raise the child, so it was probably God that made her so stupid so that she wouldn’t do it wrong.

Anyways, God hears our prayers, so at the end the boyfriend comes back and inseminates her. Phew!