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Pretty much if you want to become a make some money you can draw a comic book about a sad cubicle worker who finds out he really isn’t a loser because he has cool powers that have just been dormant and he gets to run around with a super-hot lady shooting guns.

And then if that’s not enough money for you, then you can make a movie of the comic book. Because for every unassuming cubicle guy that reads the comic book, there’s like five thousand other guys who think it’s nerdy to read comic books but that it’s not nerdy to pay ten dollars to sit on their ass and eat terrible food for two hours while they watch some computer animation about a comic book.

Anyways, so yeah this guy runs around with Angelina Jolie and shoots guns and then either they defeat some bad guys or it turns out Angelina Jolie is a bad guy, or it turns out somewhere in between. At the end, the cubicle worker guy has learned to believe in himself, and everyone else is two hours and ten dollars further away from that goal.

[Rated R for no good reason except to make you think that there's nudity when there isn't]