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What a lousy movie.

Anyways, first off I hated it because I thought it was going to be about a robot. But look at that thing it’s not a robot, it’s got hands and eyes like a people and plus it’s name is Wally. I think it is a disabled.

So I was expecting a movie about a robot in outer space but instead I got a movie about a disabled picking up garbage. Which normally I would eat up with a spoon yum-yum, but only if I was expecting it, right? I gotta be in the mood, OK?

And then on top of that the theater was crammed full of kids, and it was so distracting with their laughing and having a good time that it was almost impossible for me to text my coke dealer. But I guess it’s not Disney-Pixar®’s fault that so many kids know that Disney-Pixar® is a name you can trust for quality family entertainment.

I also thought that the way it ended, with everything turning out OK (spoiler alert!) was a real cop-out. We shouldn’t be babying our small children. They need to learn the truth about the world. Now, think: what would really happen if you shot a disabled into space and he fell in love with a vibrator. Are you trying to tell me that’s going to turn out alright?

I’ve totally forgotten what movie I was writing about, but I feel all kinda worked up and saucy now so it was probably pretty good.  B+