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Are you dating someone who is super smoking hot but has a hard time with reality? Because that’s pretty much the only scenario in which you’d find yourself watching a 90-minute movie that is either NPR refugees complaining about electronic voting machines or CNN footage of people standing in a line.
If it’s at all possible, [...]

Kenny is the latest “little film that could” from Australia or England, which means it’s a short comedy about quirky people.
So it’s got like either naked old people, or a dead guy, or homosexuals, or some other bunch of working-class people with thick accents doing something stupid for a noble reason.
The poster has a whole [...]

Frozen River is about this lady named Ray Eddy, whose husband leaves her two days before Christmas. You might think it’s a little early for a Christmas movie, and you would be right. July is when the studios dump all the shitty Christmas movies (which is why Autobiography Of A Special Moose came out last [...]

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You are a pretty smart person, so you can already tell by the title and the look on Kevin Costner’s face there that this is a movie in which Kevin Costner plays a baseball player who goes around licking people’s balls to make them vote for Obama.
So what you need me for is not to [...]

There seem to be a lot of people trying hard to make the point that Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young are just as “relevant” today as they were in their heyday. There is no way on earth that they are talking about musical relevance. It must be something else, or maybe relevance on a much [...]

 
Accuracy in titling.

THE X-FILES(TM): I WANT TO BELIEVE is a new motion picture based on the phenomenally popular, award-winning series The X-Files. Long-anticipated, the film reunites series stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson under the direction of series creator Chris Carter, who co-wrote the… THE X-FILES(TM): I WANT TO BELIEVE is a new motion picture based [...]

It’s been so long that a comedy came out that had Will Ferrell or John C. Reilly or was produced by Judd Apatow that I was starting to get seriously worried that somebody else would make a movie. Luckily we won’t have to deal with that for a while.
Step Brothers is a movie that gets [...]

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