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Archive for August, 2008

Traitor

You know, I was expecting a lot of negativity and dirty tricks, but to tell you the truth I was completely blindsided by this.
I mean, releasing this movie the day after his big acceptance speech?
It’s a nice picture of him, though.

The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor

Did you know there was another The Mummy movie? If not, you aren’t alone. When I didn’t see this movie, it was hella crowded.
Anyways so it turns out they got mummies in China too, and as you can see the also have big cartoon yetis.

And so Brendan Fraser goes there and they tell him about [...]

Babylon A.D.

This post-apocalyptic thriller (a sequel to 2004’s Immodium A.D.), has been getting some pretty bad reviews:
“Parts of the movie are like a bad episode of 24”
“Fox was just trying to get a PG-13 movie … they don’t give a shit”
“I’m very unhappy with the film”
“The script wasn’t respected … a terrible experience”
But don’t let these [...]

College

Hey listen Ricko and I were out pretty late and I haven’t hardly slept so I called in sick to work (I never get really colds, I think because I drink so much grape juice, so I have to use my sick days somehow).
Anyways I’m going back to bed.
Oh yeah, and College is fucking [...]

This Week On DVD (Week Of August 26, 2008)

What Happens In Vegas?
Son Of Rambow
Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden?
Redbelt
Chicago 10
August
Uwe Boll’s Postal

Disaster Movie

The last time we visited writer/producer/director Jason Friedberg’s IMDb page (when we reviewed Meet The Spartans in January), the message board looked like this:

 
 
Let’s see, that’s three complaints, one demand for an apology, one death threat, and one question as to whether he is from LA (with the only response being from someone who wants [...]

The House Bunny

Originally, this movie was going to be called I Know What Boys Like, but Columbia Pictures decided to change the title of the PG-13 comedy when it turned out that what boys liked was nudity.

The Longshots

Rapper Ice Cube continues his assault on white-owned America with this independently made and financed drama.
In The Longshots, Ice Cube plays Curtis Plummer, a former high-school football star who comes at his 12-year-old niece (Keke Palmer) at a crazy pitch. And she looks just like him — light brown and a fly hairdo.
Cube shot the [...]

I Served The King Of England

Um, hey listen.
I love movies where people settle their differences by having a dance-off as much as anybody else, but some things are just fucking ridiculous.

Death Race

I’ve heard there are some mages and paladins who are upset that somebody made a remake of the 1975 cult classic Death Race 2000.
But they can relax — it turns out Death Race isn’t actually a remake of Death Race 2000. It’s a remake of every other movie ever made.