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Do you remember when I said that George Lucas was such a shitty director that you could pick some random guy in a stained shirt out of the line for the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland and that guy would do a better job?

 
 
 
Holy shit he actually went and did it!
 
 
 
 
 
 
Anyways, so I read on Wookieepedia (which is a thing for reals) that when this guy from the line went to see that last Star Wars movie, he dressed up as some Star Wars guy named Plo Koon. So then I went to see who Plo Koon was and you know what I read there?

“Hasbro’s toy electronic lightsaber credits Plo Koon with an orange lightsaber instead of yellow, although this presumably is not canon.’”

And then I blew up the whole world! Bye!