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Did you know there was another The Mummy movie? If not, you aren’t alone. When I didn’t see this movie, it was hella crowded.

Anyways so it turns out they got mummies in China too, and as you can see the also have big cartoon yetis.

And so Brendan Fraser goes there and they tell him about the undead emperor guy and he’s all “nuh-uh” and they’re all “yuh-huh” (except in Chinese, so it’s more like “yuh-hung”).

Then the Chinese say “Hey where’s that bookish lady you were with in the first movie?” and he’s all “Who? I don’t know who you’re talking about” and they’re all “You remember, that lady with the glasses who got hotter when she took them off” and he’s all “Doesn’t ring a bell” and the Chinese say “I think I saw her on TV — didn’t she win an Oscar?” and that’s when Brendan Fraser starts to cry.

Anyways, so then there are some big cartoons they all have to fight, and this one guy that you just met dies, and it looks like it’s all over for a second, but at the end they fight this enormous cartoon and win, and then Maria Bello goes to the ATM and makes a deposit. (spoiler alert!)