DidntSeeIt.com

In memory of the recently departed Kevin Didntseeit, we (the interns at the law offices of Halverstone, Halverstone, Halverstone, Halverstone, and McCormick) present an eternal loving tribute to the work that he and his cohorts produced during this site’s all-too-brief run.
Here are, in our estimation, the finest of the reviews we had time to read [...]

As executor of his estate, it is my sad duty to inform you that the body of Curly Groocock (a.k.a. “Kevin Didntseeit”) was discovered late Sunday night floating in the decorative fountain outside the Century 42 Cineplex in West Covina, California.
Witnesses report seeing a nude Mr. Groocock dive from the top of the AMC 34 Theatres [...]

I don’t want to live in this world

I know you are expecting me to say I couldn’t follow this movie because I didn’t see Hamlet 1 but you are wrong because Hamlet 1 is a book.
And don’t worry, you don’t actually have to understand Shakespeare to laugh at the smartypants jokes, you just have to think you do.

For every culture in the world, there’s a greedy young asshole willing to exploit it to advance his Hollywood career. And with the number of Burning Man attendees now at 50,000, you had to figure there would be a “major motion picture” about life on the playa sooner or later.
But rather than go to the [...]

The Promotion
Then She Found Me
Reprise