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As executor of his estate, it is my sad duty to inform you that the body of Curly Groocock (a.k.a. “Kevin Didntseeit”) was discovered late Sunday night floating in the decorative fountain outside the Century 42 Cineplex in West Covina, California.

Witnesses report seeing a nude Mr. Groocock dive from the top of the AMC 34 Theatres in Las Vegas, Nevada, and land in its decorative fountain. Police investigators believe his body traveled to West Covina through the sewer lines. However, the investigation is ongoing.

There is one matter in which the police are looking to the public for assistance. When Mr. Groocock leapt to his death, he was seen clutching a large sheet of paper. When his body was found, this scrap was in his hand:

If anyone understands what this means and can shed some light on this tragic event, the grieving Groococks would be grateful.

Please return to didntseeit.com soon for a touching tribute to Kevin Didntseeit’s work, lovingly prepared by the interns at the law offices of Halverstone, Halverstone, Halverstone, Halverstone, and McCormick.

Very truly yours,

P.P. Halverstone, Esq.