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Did you know there was another The Mummy movie? If not, you aren’t alone. When I didn’t see this movie, it was hella crowded.
Anyways so it turns out they got mummies in China too, and as you can see the also have big cartoon yetis.

And so Brendan Fraser goes there and they tell him about [...]

Do you remember when I said that George Lucas was such a shitty director that you could pick some random guy in a stained shirt out of the line for the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland and that guy would do a better job?

 
 
 
Holy shit he actually went and did it!
 
 
 
 
 
 
Anyways, so I read on [...]

Space Chimps is a cartoon about space, so it’s pretty much the same as Wall-E. So just pick one already. Jerk.

What a lousy movie.
Anyways, first off I hated it because I thought it was going to be about a robot. But look at that thing it’s not a robot, it’s got hands and eyes like a people and plus it’s name is Wally. I think it is a disabled.
So I was expecting a movie about [...]

I’d been putting this one off for a long time, but seeing as how this is the number-one* movie-review site on the Internet, I couldn’t not not see Kung Fu Panda.
I had a lot of preconceived ideas about what Kung Fu Panda would be like. I was expecting it to be a heartwarming tale of [...]

I hate Dr. Seuss books.
But I have to hand it to Audrey Geisel, the dude’s widow. She wouldn’t let Hollywood mess with his books — you know, by adding all sorts of stuff that wasn’t originally in them — until they got it absolutely perfect.
But we’re not here to talk about How The Grinch Stole [...]

If you’re anything like me you saw the poster for this movie and you were all YES!!! I CAN’T WAIT!!!
But bad news, because that thing doesn’t stay on his mouth for long.
Chicago 10 is a documentary about the Chicago 7 (don’t ask) and buddy let me tell you. I was about to scoop my own [...]

I fell asleep more times than usual during Persepolis so this review won’t be as thorough as normal. Sorry, alright? Jeez.
I’m pretty sure it was one of those cartoons that is OK for adults to watch because it wasn’t enjoyable. And I remember it was black and white because it’s an old movie. But [...]

The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything is the latest VeggieTales movie, following the successful “Jonah — A VeggieTales Movie.” It’s an animated thrill-ride for the whole family as three unlikely swashbucklers learn what it means to be real heroes.
Timid Elliot (a cucumber), insecure George (a grape), and lazy Sedgewick (a decorative gourd) are working as [...]

For the love of the great big sweet baby Christ Jesus in heaven do not take your kids to see this movie!
My kids are big fans of Jason Lee and David Cross — my four-year old especially finds Cross’s comedy to be right at his level — so I thought Alvin And The Chipmunks would [...]