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I know you are expecting me to say I couldn’t follow this movie because I didn’t see Hamlet 1 but you are wrong because Hamlet 1 is a book.
And don’t worry, you don’t actually have to understand Shakespeare to laugh at the smartypants jokes, you just have to think you do.

For every culture in the world, there’s a greedy young asshole willing to exploit it to advance his Hollywood career. And with the number of Burning Man attendees now at 50,000, you had to figure there would be a “major motion picture” about life on the playa sooner or later.
But rather than go to the [...]

The Promotion
Then She Found Me
Reprise

You know, I was expecting a lot of negativity and dirty tricks, but to tell you the truth I was completely blindsided by this.
I mean, releasing this movie the day after his big acceptance speech?
It’s a nice picture of him, though.

Did you know there was another The Mummy movie? If not, you aren’t alone. When I didn’t see this movie, it was hella crowded.
Anyways so it turns out they got mummies in China too, and as you can see the also have big cartoon yetis.

And so Brendan Fraser goes there and they tell him about [...]

This post-apocalyptic thriller (a sequel to 2004’s Immodium A.D.), has been getting some pretty bad reviews:
“Parts of the movie are like a bad episode of 24”
“Fox was just trying to get a PG-13 movie … they don’t give a shit”
“I’m very unhappy with the film”
“The script wasn’t respected … a terrible experience”
But don’t let these [...]

Hey listen Ricko and I were out pretty late and I haven’t hardly slept so I called in sick to work (I never get really colds, I think because I drink so much grape juice, so I have to use my sick days somehow).
Anyways I’m going back to bed.
Oh yeah, and College is fucking [...]

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Redbelt
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August
Uwe Boll’s Postal

The last time we visited writer/producer/director Jason Friedberg’s IMDb page (when we reviewed Meet The Spartans in January), the message board looked like this:

 
 
Let’s see, that’s three complaints, one demand for an apology, one death threat, and one question as to whether he is from LA (with the only response being from someone who wants [...]