DidntSeeIt.com

In memory of the recently departed Kevin Didntseeit, we (the interns at the law offices of Halverstone, Halverstone, Halverstone, Halverstone, and McCormick) present an eternal loving tribute to the work that he and his cohorts produced during this site’s all-too-brief run.
Here are, in our estimation, the finest of the reviews we had time to read [...]

As executor of his estate, it is my sad duty to inform you that the body of Curly Groocock (a.k.a. “Kevin Didntseeit”) was discovered late Sunday night floating in the decorative fountain outside the Century 42 Cineplex in West Covina, California.
Witnesses report seeing a nude Mr. Groocock dive from the top of the AMC 34 Theatres [...]