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Resident Evil: Extinction stars Milla Jovovich and Ali Larter and takes place in a world where almost everyone is dead and zombies walk the earth, so these two women walk around in zombie-ripped clothes, carrying massive weapons to eviscerate their undead foes.
I hated this movie because the audio track was totally overpowered by the sounds [...]

It’s September 11, 1857. Jon Voight and Lolita Davidovich are a couple who travel halfway around the world just to find themselves again. They dance until the night becomes a brand new day, like two lovers playing scenes from some romantic play. Later, Voight asks Davidovich what the flower is that she [...]

In the English village of Wall, Charlie Cox goes on a journey to woo Victoria. During his travels, a falling star takes him into a fantasy world that acquaints him with a witch and a pirate.
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A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! HA HA HA *COUGH* HA HA HA *SPUTTER* [...]

A vicious band of racist thugs strikes out against other ethnic groups.
…Oops, accidentally cut and pasted my synopsis of Frank Miller’s 300.
Hey, this is England too!:

While I applaud Hairspray’s bold and defiant stand against keeping black people from dancing on TV, I am even more pleased to see Hollywood speaking out for gay marriage.
Not since Birdcage have two married men been so entertaining. John Travolta and Christopher Walken play loving parents to Ricki Lake Jr, and the most encouraging [...]

A retired guy tries to grow astronauts on his farm.
Dumbest idea ever.

Charlie Bartlett was a beloved character in Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, triumphing over poverty to become a cool kid with a chocolate factory. And an elevator.
Now he’s back and he’s in high school. Rock N Roll High School, to be exact. He has taken over for Eaglebauer [...]

Lindsay Lohan stars as a girl who was– wait for it– kidnapped and tortured! Throw another one on the stack, kids! Hollywood knows Americans like their women like their fish: battered! A HA HAH A HA!!! And then some things happen later in the movie!
 
I Know Who Killed Me
 
ME TO!! YOUR [...]

Sunshine - it’s not just on your shoulder! A very intense thriller from the director of Trainspotting and 28 Days Later.
The year is 1941. The location is a small house next to a cemetery in Brooklyn. In this house live two kind, thoughtful, sweet old ladies, Martha and Abby Brewster, who have developed a [...]

The Battle of Bramham Moor was the final battle in the Percy Rebellion of 1402 - 1408, which pitted the Earl of Northumberland, leader of the wealthy and influential Percy family, against the newly appointed king of England, King Henry IV. The Percys had previously aided Henry IV in his coup d’etat of his cousin [...]