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For every culture in the world, there’s a greedy young asshole willing to exploit it to advance his Hollywood career. And with the number of Burning Man attendees now at 50,000, you had to figure there would be a “major motion picture” about life on the playa sooner or later.
But rather than go to the [...]

Did you know there was another The Mummy movie? If not, you aren’t alone. When I didn’t see this movie, it was hella crowded.
Anyways so it turns out they got mummies in China too, and as you can see the also have big cartoon yetis.

And so Brendan Fraser goes there and they tell him about [...]

This post-apocalyptic thriller (a sequel to 2004’s Immodium A.D.), has been getting some pretty bad reviews:
“Parts of the movie are like a bad episode of 24”
“Fox was just trying to get a PG-13 movie … they don’t give a shit”
“I’m very unhappy with the film”
“The script wasn’t respected … a terrible experience”
But don’t let these [...]

I’ve heard there are some mages and paladins who are upset that somebody made a remake of the 1975 cult classic Death Race 2000.
But they can relax — it turns out Death Race isn’t actually a remake of Death Race 2000. It’s a remake of every other movie ever made.

Beer For My Horses is a rough-ridin’, beer-swillin’, sheriff-dodgin’, trouble-chasin’, good ol’ boys comedy-adventure written by and co-starring superstar Toby Keith and popular comedian/recording artist Rodney Carrington.
They forgot buttocks-pokin’, mama-slappin’, and chimp-lickin’, but other than that Beer For My Horses sounds like an A+ gay porno. Also, who the fuck is Rodney Carrington. He [...]

THE X-FILES(TM): I WANT TO BELIEVE is a new motion picture based on the phenomenally popular, award-winning series The X-Files. Long-anticipated, the film reunites series stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson under the direction of series creator Chris Carter, who co-wrote the… THE X-FILES(TM): I WANT TO BELIEVE is a new motion picture based [...]

It’s the new Heath Ledger movie! Have you seen the ads? There are some in my town.
It’s called The Dark Knight. You might have noticed that the movie says Dark and it looks darkly colored and people look like a creepy version of The Crow. These things are there to let you know that even [...]

I don’t know how many more ways they can come up with to conceal the fact that Brendan Fraser lives in a tunnel underground, but here comes another one.
I guess he could do green-screen specials like The Mummy movies pretty much forever, but I prefer the real on-location underground movies like that one where he’s [...]

Pretty much if you want to become a make some money you can draw a comic book about a sad cubicle worker who finds out he really isn’t a loser because he has cool powers that have just been dormant and he gets to run around with a super-hot lady shooting guns.
And then if that’s [...]