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Screenplays might be the last thing you think of when you think of gay porn, but every time you see two sweaty dudes going at it, someone wrote that.
So it’s only fair that the adult film world has its first superstar writer — the adult Joe Eszterhas, as it were. Known to the public [...]

Ripped off again.
But how hot is that poster?

Goddammit! I am SO TIRED of all of this cutesy compounding of everything now — Bennifer, TomKat, Brangelina… even the fucking liquor store is getting into the act!
So enough already. But PLEASE… if you’re going to do it, at least make it make sense!!! This movie is an unnecessary remake of the 1984 classic Romancing [...]

I can’t top the marketing department on this one, so I won’t try:
Emily heard her mom say that all she wanted for Christmas was a compliment from a man, so that’s exactly what she tells Santa. Ironically, Santa, as it turns out, is office supply salesman and struggling songwriter Benjamin, who ends up giving Nancy [...]

In Italy, he would be known as nuovolupo. In Spain, lobonuevo. In Russia, unpronounceable. But to fans of the ass-kicking monster with the wide green eyes and hunger for the flavor of precambain man meat, Beo Wolf’s name can mean only one thing: enemy of the people. Before emerging from the depths of the soup-dark forest to [...]

Ang Lee has a reputation for being a “literary” filmmaker and I have to agree, because who else could find a way to put in a comma when there is only two words.
This movie is saucy saucy saucy, and it’s hard for me to describe without using potentially inflammatory terms that you would see on [...]

With the recent revelation by J. K. Rowling that Dumbedore is gee ay why, it should come as no surprise that Hollywood would rush to out another beloved children’s character: Mr. Magoo.Dustin Hoffman pulls out his old bag of Ratzo Rizzo “tricks” from Urban Cowboy as the conflicted Magoo, and the director and screenwriter try [...]

Resident Evil: Extinction stars Milla Jovovich and Ali Larter and takes place in a world where almost everyone is dead and zombies walk the earth, so these two women walk around in zombie-ripped clothes, carrying massive weapons to eviscerate their undead foes.
I hated this movie because the audio track was totally overpowered by the sounds [...]

Again: EXTREMELY disappointed. This film has none of the “zazz” of its predecessors (Barely Legal Tender and Illegal Tender Bits).

Now, I’ve seen several of the “Unaccompanied Minors” series, but never “the one that started it all.” It would be putting it mildly to say I was extremely disappointed.