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I know you are expecting me to say I couldn’t follow this movie because I didn’t see Hamlet 1 but you are wrong because Hamlet 1 is a book.
And don’t worry, you don’t actually have to understand Shakespeare to laugh at the smartypants jokes, you just have to think you do.

Hey listen Ricko and I were out pretty late and I haven’t hardly slept so I called in sick to work (I never get really colds, I think because I drink so much grape juice, so I have to use my sick days somehow).
Anyways I’m going back to bed.
Oh yeah, and College is fucking [...]

The last time we visited writer/producer/director Jason Friedberg’s IMDb page (when we reviewed Meet The Spartans in January), the message board looked like this:

 
 
Let’s see, that’s three complaints, one demand for an apology, one death threat, and one question as to whether he is from LA (with the only response being from someone who wants [...]

Originally, this movie was going to be called I Know What Boys Like, but Columbia Pictures decided to change the title of the PG-13 comedy when it turned out that what boys liked was nudity.

Normally I’m into movies about guys who are someplace, but this one sucked donkey beans.

If you are anything like me, then you thought that the only thing wrong with The Three Amigos was “not racist enough.”
Thankfully comedy laughteur Ben Stiller has heard our cry. Tropic Thunder is The Three Amigos with 33% more blackface. Is that right? 33?
0/100 = x/66? Wait…  no it’s 0/3 and then 1/3 so we [...]

Don’t let that poster get you all excited.  Bottle Shock is not a movie about dropping wine bottles on the Eiffel Tower from a plane. That is like a simile.
Because what really happens is there is some guys who are growing wine and zzzzzzzzzzzzz and then they win something.
Um so maybe I missed some stuff [...]

Pineapple Express is a movie about smoking crack or something that is “from the guys who brought you Superbad.”
Let me tell you that sometimes the movie people will try to fake you out by saying it is “from the creators of” some movie and then it just turns out it was some old guy producer [...]

Kenny is the latest “little film that could” from Australia or England, which means it’s a short comedy about quirky people.
So it’s got like either naked old people, or a dead guy, or homosexuals, or some other bunch of working-class people with thick accents doing something stupid for a noble reason.
The poster has a whole [...]