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For every culture in the world, there’s a greedy young asshole willing to exploit it to advance his Hollywood career. And with the number of Burning Man attendees now at 50,000, you had to figure there would be a “major motion picture” about life on the playa sooner or later.
But rather than go to the [...]

Rapper Ice Cube continues his assault on white-owned America with this independently made and financed drama.
In The Longshots, Ice Cube plays Curtis Plummer, a former high-school football star who comes at his 12-year-old niece (Keke Palmer) at a crazy pitch. And she looks just like him — light brown and a fly hairdo.
Cube shot the [...]

Um, hey listen.
I love movies where people settle their differences by having a dance-off as much as anybody else, but some things are just fucking ridiculous.

Woody Allen might or might not have committed some sort of underage crimes on somebody who might or might not have been actually part of his family, but I’m just going to say that besides from that THANK GOD he is so horny.

Just in time for Back To School, MGM brings us this lighthearted romp from the director of 2003’s sunshiny My Life Without Me.
Elegy stars Ben Kingsley as David Kepesh. But he doesn’t even mention any of that Waco stuff here. I don’t even think he’s in the band yet. This must be like a [...]

Don’t let that poster get you all excited.  Bottle Shock is not a movie about dropping wine bottles on the Eiffel Tower from a plane. That is like a simile.
Because what really happens is there is some guys who are growing wine and zzzzzzzzzzzzz and then they win something.
Um so maybe I missed some stuff [...]

The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2 is based on The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, which was based on the well-known pants.
I pretty much thought there wouldn’t be a sequel after we saw the pants fall off of that cliff at the end of the first movie. But I guess that in Hollywood it [...]

Frozen River is about this lady named Ray Eddy, whose husband leaves her two days before Christmas. You might think it’s a little early for a Christmas movie, and you would be right. July is when the studios dump all the shitty Christmas movies (which is why Autobiography Of A Special Moose came out last [...]

You are a pretty smart person, so you can already tell by the title and the look on Kevin Costner’s face there that this is a movie in which Kevin Costner plays a baseball player who goes around licking people’s balls to make them vote for Obama.
So what you need me for is not to [...]

THE X-FILES(TM): I WANT TO BELIEVE is a new motion picture based on the phenomenally popular, award-winning series The X-Files. Long-anticipated, the film reunites series stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson under the direction of series creator Chris Carter, who co-wrote the… THE X-FILES(TM): I WANT TO BELIEVE is a new motion picture based [...]