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I know you’re all excited because you heard that Disney is making a new Witch Mountain movie starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and you don’t want to have to wait until next March to see it.
Not seeing it never stops us from reviewing movies, and it certainly won’t stop us from bringing you this DIDN’T [...]

It was my mom’s birthday yesterday so I took her to not go see Mamma Mia! because I thought it was supposed to be good for moms because the title sort of has Mom in it but I was wrong because the whole movie is about some Swedish music from the 50s, and it [...]

What a lousy movie.
Anyways, first off I hated it because I thought it was going to be about a robot. But look at that thing it’s not a robot, it’s got hands and eyes like a people and plus it’s name is Wally. I think it is a disabled.
So I was expecting a movie about [...]

Abigail Breslin stars in a movie that has been manufactured in such a cynical, pandering way that even children find it impossible not to be insulted.
It’s called Little Miss Sunshine, and I think you can get it on DVD.
She’s also in some kids’ movie coming out that looks pretty good.

I’d been putting this one off for a long time, but seeing as how this is the number-one* movie-review site on the Internet, I couldn’t not not see Kung Fu Panda.
I had a lot of preconceived ideas about what Kung Fu Panda would be like. I was expecting it to be a heartwarming tale of [...]

It’s a fact of life. When a movie does well, you can bet there is going to be a sequel.
And when a fantasy movie gets a sequel, you can usually count on it to get a little darker in an attempt to add some weight to the franchise. This can either be successful (The Empire [...]

There’s been what seems like a year’s worth of controversy and hype about this movie.
It’s finally coming out. And you came here because you’re dying to know whether or not the rumors about The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian are true, and what I do is separate fact from fiction.
Well, there’s no sense in beating [...]

As you can probably guess from the title, A Plumm Summer is the true-life tale of a frog puppet that was kidnapped and sexually assaulted by Fonzie in a way that would make Little Jack Horner blush.

I hate Dr. Seuss books.
But I have to hand it to Audrey Geisel, the dude’s widow. She wouldn’t let Hollywood mess with his books — you know, by adding all sorts of stuff that wasn’t originally in them — until they got it absolutely perfect.
But we’re not here to talk about How The Grinch Stole [...]

College Road Trip is about how That’s So Raven is going to go to college.
Her dad Martin Lawrence decides to go with her so that she doesn’t give any blow jobs.
They also have to bring her little brother along who has a pig because he is retarted.
 
 
 
But if you think that’s all that happens you’re [...]