http://didntseeit.com reviews of movies we haven't seen Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:08:14 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en In memory of the recently departed Kevin Didntseeit, we (the interns at the law offices of Halverstone, Halverstone, Halverstone, Halverstone, and McCormick) present an eternal loving tribute to the work that he and his cohorts produced during this site's all-too-brief run. Here are, in our estimation, the finest of the reviews ... http://didntseeit.com/2008/09/10/in-memoriam-the-best-of-didntseeitcom/ As executor of his estate, it is my sad duty to inform you that the body of Curly Groocock (a.k.a. "Kevin Didntseeit") was discovered late Sunday night floating in the decorative fountain outside the Century 42 Cineplex in West Covina, California. Witnesses report seeing a nude Mr. Groocock dive from the top ... http://didntseeit.com/2008/09/08/try-to-look-on-the-bright-side/ I don't want to live in this world http://didntseeit.com/2008/09/04/bangkok-dangerous/ I know you are expecting me to say I couldn't follow this movie because I didn't see Hamlet 1 but you are wrong because Hamlet 1 is a book. And don't worry, you don't actually have to understand Shakespeare to laugh at the smartypants jokes, you just have to think you ... http://didntseeit.com/2008/09/03/hamlet-2/ For every culture in the world, there's a greedy young asshole willing to exploit it to advance his Hollywood career. And with the number of Burning Man attendees now at 50,000, you had to figure there would be a "major motion picture" about life on the playa sooner or later. But ... http://didntseeit.com/2008/09/02/ping-pong-playa/ The Promotion Then She Found Me Reprise http://didntseeit.com/2008/09/02/this-week-on-dvd-week-of-september-2-2008/ You know, I was expecting a lot of negativity and dirty tricks, but to tell you the truth I was completely blindsided by this. I mean, releasing this movie the day after his big acceptance speech? It's a nice picture of him, though. http://didntseeit.com/2008/08/29/traitor/ Did you know there was another The Mummy movie? If not, you aren't alone. When I didn't see this movie, it was hella crowded. Anyways so it turns out they got mummies in China too, and as you can see the also have big cartoon yetis. And so Brendan Fraser goes there ... http://didntseeit.com/2008/08/28/the-mummy-tomb-of-the-dragon-emperor/ This post-apocalyptic thriller (a sequel to 2004's Immodium A.D.), has been getting some pretty bad reviews: "Parts of the movie are like a bad episode of 24" "Fox was just trying to get a PG-13 movie ... they don't give a shit" "I'm very unhappy with the film" "The script wasn't respected ... a ... http://didntseeit.com/2008/08/27/babylon-ad/ Hey listen Ricko and I were out pretty late and I haven't hardly slept so I called in sick to work (I never get really colds, I think because I drink so much grape juice, so I have to use my sick days somehow). Anyways I'm going back to bed. Oh ... http://didntseeit.com/2008/08/26/college/